Problem · hire or get help

You know you need help. You just don’t know what kind.

Hire in-house? Use an agency? Get a freelancer? The answer depends on where you are and what your data says the real problems are. Anti-Agency Club shows you the problems clearly - so when you do spend, you spend on the right thing.

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Options · monthly cost

Agency retainer £3,000+

Sells packages, not diagnoses

Senior in-house hire £4,500+

Months to hire, need now

Freelancer £1,500+

Depends what the problem is

Anti-Agency Club A fraction

Diagnosis first, then decide

FIG 1.1 - What each option costs. Illustrative.

Where the money goes

Guessing what to hire, or knowing.

Before · buying a package blind

-Hard to know what you need without seeing the data.

-Agencies selling packages, not a diagnosis.

-Hiring takes months, and the problem is right now.

-Buying media help when the real gap is creative.

-No way to check whether the help is even working.

After · reconciled and ranked

01Tracking is broken - fix that before hiring anyone to optimise.

02Creative is the bottleneck, not media buying - hire a designer.

03A ranked brief to hand whoever you bring in - and to check them.

Every pound checked against real revenue. The dead budget gets named and cut.

How it fixes it

How Anti-Agency Club sharpens the decision.

Reads · every channel

The full picture, first.

Every channel is read into one model, so the decision is based on what is actually happening across the account - not a sales pitch.

One model Every channel Read-only

Finds · the real gap

What actually needs fixing.

It separates the real bottleneck - tracking, creative, media, retention - from the symptom, so you hire for the problem you have, not the one someone is selling.

Root cause Not a pitch Sized in £

Acts · the brief

A brief to hand over.

The output is a ranked plan you can hand an agency, hire or freelancer - and use to check whether the help you bought is actually working.

Hiring brief Validate the help Every Monday

Proof

"We were about to sign a retainer to fix performance. The diagnostic showed our real problem was creative, not media buying. We hired a designer instead and saved a fortune."

Founder · illustrative, composited from client work

£3,000+/mo

The typical starting cost of an agency retainer. Anti-Agency Club gives you the diagnostic clarity for a fraction of that - so when you hire, you hire for the right thing.

FAQ

Questions.

Not a replacement - a diagnosis. It makes the real problems visible so you spend on the right thing, gives you a brief to hand whoever you bring in, and lets you check the help is working.

By naming the actual bottleneck. If the gap is creative, you hire a designer, not a media agency. If tracking is broken, you fix that before optimising anything.

About five minutes. Connect read-only via OAuth - no pixel, no tag, no migration.

Read-only access, encrypted in transit and at rest, never sold or used to train models. Revoke any connection in one click; data is deleted within 30 days.

We're pre-launch. Join the waitlist and you'll get priority access as we open up - first through the door, not the forty-first.

Diagnose before you spend.

Run the free diagnostic to see your verdict, then join the waitlist for priority access when Anti-Agency Club opens up.

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