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A long consideration window is hiding your real CAC.

Compliance-bound creative, long consideration cycles and trust-driven purchases. Anti-Agency Club reconciles paid, email and organic against real orders and subscriptions - and finds the margin without crossing the line.

FIG 1.1 - Wellness founder, in context. Illustrative.
The weekly reality

Get your marketing week back.

Before · Monday, 8am
-A weeks-long consideration window breaking every attribution model.
-Compliance limits on creative testing nobody has mapped.
-First-order ROAS looking fine while subscriptions churn.
-Trust and reviews driving sales no platform will claim.
-Paid credited for demand that organic actually built.
After · with Anti-Agency Club
01Paid over-credited vs organic - rebalance prospecting spend.
02Subscription churn rising in month 2 - review the trial offer.
03Reviews correlate with conversion - fund review generation.
Three priorities, ranked by revenue impact. Then close the laptop.
What it does

What it actually does for a wellness brand.

Paid · long cycle
Attribution that survives the window.
Paid is reconciled against orders and subscriptions across the real consideration window, so a channel credited on a 7-day view but paid off weeks later is finally seen properly.
Long window Subscription-linked Incrementality
Retention · subscription
Churn is the real margin.
Subscription and replenishment behaviour is tracked as the driver it is, so retention problems are flagged while the offer can still change.
Churn timing Cohort LTV Trial conversion
Ranking · all channels
Ranked, within the rules.
Paid, email and organic are ranked together and weighted by lifetime value - three compliant priorities, never thirty charts to interpret.
LTV-weighted Compliance-aware Capped at three
FIG 3.4 - Where the subscription retains. Illustrative.
Proof

"Our sales cycle is weeks, so the ad platforms never got the attribution right. Reconciling against actual subscriptions finally showed which channel paid off."

Wellness DTC founder · illustrative, composited from client work
£3,600
Median monthly spend a first wellness diagnosis flags as attributed to paid but driven by organic trust signals.
FAQ

Questions.

No. Anti-Agency Club connects read-only to your ad platforms, analytics and revenue source via OAuth. No pixel, no tag, no migration - about five minutes and the weekly loop starts on its own.

Dashboards report what each platform thinks it did. Anti-Agency Club reconciles all of them against your real revenue and hands you a ranked plan - three things to do, not thirty charts to read.

Yes. It reads every channel you run - paid, email, SMS, organic and creative - reconciles them in one model and ranks across all of them. The waste usually hides in the overlap.

Read-only access, encrypted in transit and at rest, never sold or used to train models. You can revoke any connection in one click and the data is deleted within 30 days.

We're pre-launch. Join the waitlist and you'll get priority access as we open up your vertical - first through the door, not the forty-first.

See your real cost to acquire a subscriber.

Run the free diagnostic to see your verdict, then join the waitlist for priority access when Anti-Agency Club opens up to wellness brands.

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